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Halloween – XXX Porn Parody
When you’re a big fan of the film a parody is based on, it’s almost a guarantee you’ll be disappointed. Maybe the Halloween – XXX Porn Parody never had a chance. Much like the
Published on September 5, 2011 | Filed under Porn As Paracinema

When you’re a big fan of the film a parody is based on, it’s almost a guarantee you’ll be disappointed. Maybe the Halloween – XXX Porn Parody never had a chance.

Much like the other parodies I’ve covered in this series, Halloween does some key things very well, while other choices seem to be missed opportunities. The film has an obvious desire to stay true to the source material and does so by using dialogue from Carpenter’s seminal work. These quotes, as well as the semi faithful adherence to the storyline, make this an interesting parody. It can’t be an easy task, adapting a slasher to a porno. That seems like a bizarre statement as slashers tend to be laden with sex and innuendo. The plunging knives, the “final girl,” the virgins and whores, these have all become fodder for feminist discussion. Slashers, as a genre, touch on some pretty heavy stuff and they do so under the guise of silly teen horror. One may foolishly assume introducing actual sex would be easiest in a parody of this nature. Nope!

Most parodies remain very mainstream. There’s no real kink and the majority of scenes are constructed in the same way: an exchange of oral sex segueing into various rotating sexual positions and ending with a “money shot.” Just because the source material is violent and arguably misogynistic, doesn’t mean your parody porn can be. Crafting believable murders and building  real suspense with the fear of real danger would plunge a sex film into a whole different place. This is place I don’t see many companies wanting to go. This is the reason I will never get a satisfying slasher parody.

Although this Halloween didn’t keep its Laurie (Lily LaBeau) a virgin, it also didn’t present unbelievable scenarios ie: Loomis and Annie. The final 15 minutes are also remarkably well done as LaBeau battles her Myers. This Laurie holds her own and helps create a pleasurable, sex free, conclusion to the film.

This is easily one of the better parodies I’ve looked at. While it’s impossible for this to be a true parody, it’s successful in what it can do. I would be remiss if I didn’t discuss the thing most people wonder when they hear “Halloween porn.” Well, I wondered it! Does Michael Myers have sex? Pause for a moment and think about this one. Do you really want the boogeyman boning some broad? If you answered “no” to that question, sorry! Because he totally does. And, spoiler alert, it’s Laurie. Isn’t that incestuous? I suppose that could be considered splitting hairs and if you don’t care to be burdened by any of this story crap, you can select “wall to wall sex” from the discs main menu.

You can pick up the Halloween – XXX Porn Parody from Smash Pictures.

Author:
Christine enjoys obsessing over Paracinema magazine. She also loves well written hour long TV dramas. Her free time is spent with her many boyfriends: Brian De Palma, Edgar Wright & Alfred Hitchcock.

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  • http:www.twitter.com/zombivish Vishnu

    is it just me or does the dude that gives the thumbs up at the end of the trailer remind anyone of a certain mr Matt Suzuka of CNAMB fame?

    • http://www.paracinema.net Dylan

      Totally does! Except that dude has far less natural charm.