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Have you ever wondered what could ever be better than porn? Take solace folks because I’ve got the answer you’ve been waiting for. It’s porn trailers! More specifically, Japanese porn trailers!

The prowess of Japan’s sexual deviousness is further reinforced with the upcoming release of the Nikkatsu Roman Porno Trailer Collection from Impulse Pictures. This DVD contains over 30 of the most glorious trailers that Nikkatsu’s Roman Porno line had to offer, as well as the shot on video (30 minute) feature Ryoko’s Lesbian Flight. The Nikkatsu Roman Porno Trailer Collection will be released November 9th but you can pre-order a copy from Amazon right now! I’m sure you’ll have it just in time for Thanksgiving. When your family retires to the couch for some post-meal football, throw this in and I guarantee NO ONE will be dozing off. It’s scientifically proven that Japanese porno fights the effects of tryptophan!

These porno trailers have some crazy titles, which I assume has to do with translation. Some of my favs include Nurse Diary: Beastly Afternoon, Zoom In: Rape Apartments, Pearl Divers: Tight Shellfish & Nurses’ Dormitory: Assy Fingers. (Insert jokes here)

We at Paracinema are very giving, much like some of the stars of these trailers! The Nikkatsu Roman Porno Trailer Collection can be yours to enjoy with your whole family on ANY holiday. Entering the contest is easy, simply post a comment on this blog with your best fake Japanese porno title. One entry per person please. You’ve got one shot so make it count! This contest will run through next Sunday (the 24th). The funniest/best title (in our opinion) wins. It’s so simple! So go ahead and enter, you’re so close to winning this DVD, I bet you can almost smell those assy fingers. Good luck!